Christmas Limerick

There once was an elf who would sob
because he had a girly job
cutting red bows
for golden oboes
That worker's name was Bob


Ther once was a reindeer from Pole
who possesed a tiresome goal
to carry laden sacks
and Christmas backpacks
That holiday deer named Nicole

There were seven siblings
In a public pool.
Anastasia jumped in
and broke the rule.
Danielle stared at the lifeguard
Benjamin went for the raft.
Then Desiree pushed in her sister hard
Lyle sneaked behind the senior.
Timothy laughed at a dunked boy,
while Caleb hid behind a beach ball and splashed Ben with joy.

Fluffy pillow
Gray and white
Flowering and dropping water
Never solid
Cloud

Tangled up in chicken and gravy
Happily eating a pecan pie
Afterwards drinking wassal
Never going to bed hungry
Keeping a hidden orange for later
Slicing a squash pie
Giving your neighbor a scoop of icecream
In between a pumpkin pastie and mashed potatoes
Vanquishing a whole handful of olives
In a fruit salad
Nibbling on some chedder cheese
Going home like an oversized ball.

Trouble Poetry

The trouble with puppies is that
Eventually they become to fat

A difficulty with apples is sad
because they soon become bad

I used to poetry

I used to be bad at computer games
Trying to find out the keys

Since I've had practice
I'm a lot better now

I Wish

I wish I were superman
Using Karate
To defeat all odds
With kicks and blows
To disarm all military weapons