Thursday, December 16, 2010

Christmas Limerick

There once was an elf who would sob
because he had a girly job
cutting red bows
for golden oboes
That worker's name was Bob


Ther once was a reindeer from Pole
who possesed a tiresome goal
to carry laden sacks
and Christmas backpacks
That holiday deer named Nicole

Monday, December 6, 2010

There were seven siblings
In a public pool.
Anastasia jumped in
and broke the rule.
Danielle stared at the lifeguard
Benjamin went for the raft.
Then Desiree pushed in her sister hard
Lyle sneaked behind the senior.
Timothy laughed at a dunked boy,
while Caleb hid behind a beach ball and splashed Ben with joy.